Grenade- Bruno Mars Parody-The Macca's Version

Grenade (The McDonald's Version) -Please note some things/words may not make sense to somebody who has not worked at McDonald's :) Dump dump dump and salt, that is all I do Fill the fry hopper and make salty fries for you Should of known you was trouble when the fries were up Had the salt shaker open, why was it open? Gave you all my fries and you tossed them in the bag You tossed them in the bag, you did To give me all your thanks, is all I ever asked Coz what you don't understand is CHORUS I catch a french fry for you Burn myself in the eye for you I'd throw myself in the vat for you You know I'd even get fat for you I would go through all this pain Put a deli knife through my brain Yes I would fry for you baby But you won't do the same No, no, no, no Gold, gold, gold and crisp, make them till I'm numb To the spot-sweep I said hey, where the **** did you come from Mad worker, bad worker, that's just what you are, yeah You'll smile in my face then dob me in for my car Gave you all my fries and you tossed them in the bag You tossed them in the bag, you did To give me all your thanks, is all I ever asked Coz what you don't understand is CHORUS I catch a french fry for you Burn myself in the eye for you I'd throw myself in the vat for you You know I'd even get fat for you I would go through all this pain Put a deli knife through my brain Yes I would fry for you baby But you won't do the same No, no, no, no If the vat was on fire Ooh, you'd watch it burn down in flames You said you loved fries, you're a liar Coz you never, ever, ever did baby CHORUS But darling I''d still catch a french fry for you Burn myself in the eye for you I'd throw myself in the vat for you You know I'd even get fat for you I would go through all this pain Put a deli knife through my brain Yes I would fry for you baby But you won't do the same No, no, no, no No, you won't do the same You wouldn't do the same Ooh, you never do the same No, no, no, no