Green Onions(Ode To)

Green Onions What fool can write about green onions? Not me, Not me I'm not a fool you see Green onions are food not a poem my friend whose goofy But I don't mean to be rude or crude to any dude who writes about green onions and not eat for food So what if I'm rude or crude to you, foolish dude I'm not like you, I'm no fool But a dude who's cool So don't confuse me with a fool dude 'cause I'm a cool dude I do not write about green onions that is you, a fool you see and a fool you will always be I do not write about green onions you see ,you see