Green Eyed Figure

i was surfing on the web one winter day when a flash of light came across my way i looked at the tv and lo and behold stood a green eyed figure all dressed in gold he said now son why did you call me from down in the bottom of your old tv i stay down there when the nights get cold said the green eyed figure all dressed in gold i said my man you are a heck of a sight where,d you come from in the middle of the night he said i come from a place far away but ive been here for many a day he said let me tell you one thing my friend you better not bother me ever again i might get mad and then you will see that you wont have no old tv with a tip of his hat he said goodnight in the wink of an eye he was out of sight then i heard him laughing real soft and low that green eyed figure all dressed in gold i havent seen the fella since i dont know when and i dont know if i,ll ever see him again i will be surfing for sure when the nights get cold for the green eyed figure all dressed in gold