Granny Panty Annie, the Tranny

Lemme tell ya' about a *ding-bat skit-zo bee-hotch* tranny named Annie... I met her one night under disco lights up at Candies She was starin' at me grittin' her teeth aimin' ta' see if I wanted a piece of he OR of she by way of flashin' granny panties She was shootin' pool actin' a fool so I took a shot and one tiny glance but got caught So I lit up a smoke and tried to play it off cool but it was too late she had pulled up a stool She slurred, "Hey young felluh, where ya' been all my life!" I replied, "Sorry to burst yir' bubble, but I got a wife!" "That don't matter kid, what she don't know won't hurt the girl" as she fisted my collar and yelled, "I'LL ROCK YIR' WORLD! Annie the Tranny is what they call me. Bet you been wanted ta' bone me since you first saw me!" Fear and frustration danced on my face I begged the bouncer to "Get this he/she outta the place!" My pleas were to no avail, and that sea donkey lurked hot on my trail flailin' it's arms and grindin' bar stools with it's tail Speakin' of tails... a shiny blue wale tail crept up her back Her jeans were mean, but couldn't hold her underwear's elastic slack but at least it beat feastin' eyes upon her crack then she... wrapped her grimy hands around my neck and asked, "You n' me, boy, what the heck!?!" I screamed, "Look here lady, you seem real nice for a tranny; but... ya' see... ya' need to hit the bricks, you and yir' Granny Panties!" At that point the joint started to really heat up people were glarin' like they really wanted me beat up I can't recall how the hell I got out of there alive and free it was like a big manly freight train headin' dead at me I'm pretty sure I owe the good Lord a big favor that beast was the devil and Jesus was my Savior! It's a night I thought would never end... the night at Candies Bar n' Grill Granny Panty Annie got a thrill tryin' to make me her sexy friend!!!