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Grandma's Flown The Coop

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Grandma's Flown The Coop

Grandma’s Flown the Coup!

Has anyone here seen Grandma?
We’ve been searching high and low
It’s time she joined the seniors’ home
Burt she doesn’t want to go
She packed up all her make-up
Paid her Botox bill in full
Her kids think she should act her age
She thinks that that’s bull!

Her hair salon is worried
Her dye job is almost due
She comes like clockwork every week
They’ll miss the revenue
The old age club is miffed
She never joins the group
And tries to lure the rest of them
To come and fly the coop!

Last week she went dancing
And partied all night long
Then someone handed her a mike
And she sang a bawdy song
Please help us to find Grandma
She’s getting much too bold
She decided she’s too young for us
For she’s never growing old!

Copyright© 2004 Beatrice Boyle
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  1. Date: 9/24/2011 6:31:00 PM
    Congrats on your win in Nancy's "Make Me Laugh" contest Beatrice. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 9/23/2011 2:56:00 PM
    Cute one..Enjoyed reading your winning work..Congrats..Sara

  1. Date: 9/21/2011 8:42:00 PM
    High quality writes twice in a row. Thanks very much for your presence, Beatrice. Beauty eve-N

  1. Date: 9/21/2011 2:21:00 AM
    Did Grandma get run over by a reindeer Christmas Eve? Good work!

  1. Date: 9/20/2011 8:49:00 PM
    Thanks guys...glad you had a chuckle over this! I'll never tell where Grandma a matter of fact...I'm packing my bags and joining her pronto! Bea

  1. Date: 9/19/2011 10:45:00 PM
    I enjoyed this. Very funny. Kim

  1. Date: 9/19/2011 7:19:00 PM
    giggling for sure, thanks for sharing; john

  1. Date: 9/19/2011 5:36:00 PM
    Grandma's just fine. Let her have fun. When she runs out of gas you can bring her in. Fun poem.

  1. Date: 9/19/2011 5:10:00 PM
    awesome poem makes me feel happy p.d.

  1. Date: 9/19/2011 4:13:00 PM
    this is nice.keep it up.