Gossip

Have you heard about that flirt Nellie? Why, sure – she’s having an affair with the cook at the deli! Have you heard about that slacker Bob? Uh-huh – he got fired because he was the laziest guy on the job! (Laughter) Have you seen Mrs Miller’s kitty? Oh, my – it’s the ugliest cat in the city! Have you seen the new lifeguard Dan? Of course – there’s nothing on Earth faker than his fake tan! (Muffled giggles) Do you know that guy with the nose ring, Shawn? Yes – he’s dating that girl with tattoos, Dawn! Do you know about Dawn? Sure – she dumped her fiancé to be with Shawn! (Disgusted grunts) Where there are women, there is gossip. As a person, as a man, I cannot tolerate them anymore. By the way, have you heard about Ella, Beth and Call? Well, I’m going to fire them all!