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Good Samaritan

A guy was drunk in a bar I offered to drive him home He fell 5 times in the parking lot So I couldn't leave him alone. I got him home and he fell 4 more times before we got to his stair I said to his wife "Here's your husband" She said "Yeah, but where is his wheelchair?"

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 2/18/2011 5:03:00 PM
Isn't the GOOD SAMARITAN a Biblical story? ha ha. clever usage of rhyme...humored again!
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Date: 2/8/2011 4:37:00 PM
All I'll say is it's funny.
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Date: 2/5/2011 7:45:00 PM
haha I shouldn't laugh this hard before I go to bed. great one Ralph! Into my favs for future entertainment
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Date: 2/3/2011 6:57:00 PM
LOL.....Too Funny.....Larry
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