Good Home Wanted

Are there any nice ladies out there Who'll take on a nice guy like me I'm fully trained good with children And flea free. Loves dining walks in the park And although I can be a handful I do not bark. I have been vetted And love being petted Everyone says awe when I enter a room And poo! when I make a mess Well I'm just a man I confess. I'm so loving and affectionate And in need of a loving home I'm so faithful And will never roam. I need a woman.open to offers. must be nice and have a yacht.please send picture of yacht. Peter Dome.Copyright.2015.May.