'good Girl' Seeks Soul Mate

Susie wanted to get herself a brand new beau Unlike her friend Kay, she wasn’t a ho She asks for advice from her gay pal, Ty “How do you land yourself a really hot guy?” He said “Girlfriend let me tell you… The following is utterly true… Your legs you need not spread Guys really just want a little head!” “Thank you Ty…I’ll take your advice… After all, that’s a really small price!” So Suzie sets out to find her soul mate And asks Eddy Jackson out on a date She boldly invites him to her place Wow was her heart starting to race She smears on lip gloss…dims the lights Gives her single life last rights… Upholding her previous pledge… She serves Eddy a salad wedge! The phone doesn’t ring for days and days Finally she finds out…he’s at Kay’s