"golf Ball"

I'm two inches wide, and can drive a person insane. I roll my own way even slower in the rain. I am always still when you need me too. I spin and slice when not hit right. I can hook and dive and go out of sight. I can drop on a green if the golf gods are there, or I can land in the sand if they choose or even care. See a golf ball is bad and can make a man sad. But for a hole in one, I would be very happy and oh so glad.