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As biology goes, I'm surviving, a few aches and pains and a cough and I check every morning when in the bathroom to see if my bits have dropped off. Now, father time knows where I'm living and likes to make regular calls which I know by the strands of my hair on the bedding that have come from my head and my nose. (Yes, I know what that last line should be, but it's a family website) The condition called male pattern baldness is feared by men everywhere and even I've tried all of the creams and the potions to try and save my bit of hair A comb-over like Donald Trump has, using all of the growth that remains was still not enough to stop that awful tapping from every time that it rains. I even tried growing my eyebrows as long as I possibly could to comb them straight upwards and over the top but that didn't look any good. A hair loss clinic was suggested so I phoned them and gave my details, but I bought myself one or two different fedoras quite simply in case all else fails. Then the hair loss clinic gave me an update which I wasn't expecting so soon, they'd found my lost hair on a Camel's backside in a market just outside Khartoum.

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Date: 7/27/2016 3:17:00 AM
LOL , don't try Rogaine it doesn't work.... What happened to your contest "my parting gifts"?
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Date: 7/29/2016 1:35:00 AM
I'll be waiting....
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Viv Wigley
Date: 7/27/2016 9:10:00 AM
I'm still working my way through the entries, Pashang, hopefully I will have sorted it in a few days. Viv
Date: 7/26/2016 5:58:00 PM
So, a camel with a balding ass went to a hair loss clinic in Kharthoum??
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Date: 7/26/2016 11:42:00 PM
Well, Jean, it had to rhyme, and I haven't seen any camels in the Souk outside Croydon :) Viv x
Date: 7/26/2016 12:31:00 PM
As a older woman, I think bald is beautiful. I love for men to take off their caps and they're clean shaven. Be natural and love it.......As a poem this has a good ring to it.
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Date: 7/26/2016 11:42:00 PM
Another few years before I get there, Janis, Viv x
Date: 7/26/2016 11:49:00 AM
woohoo, this was simply delightful!... even young guys are experiencing hair loss, but if happen to look gorgeous like my dad's favorite actor, yul byrnner (?), you're IN!.. wonderful stuff, viv.. huggs
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Date: 7/26/2016 11:43:00 PM
not so much Yul Brynner but a ping pong ball somebody stepped on, I'm afraid, nette :( > thanks for dropping by, Viv x
Date: 7/26/2016 7:10:00 AM
Whoooeeee! Love it! I'm 81 and still have a full head of hair... however I can't see if I have a bald spot or not so it doesn't exist! LOL Great poem Viv!
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Date: 7/26/2016 8:07:00 AM
Judging by your photo, Jack, you're in the enviable position of looking great even if your head was on upside down. Rejoice! Thanks for dropping by. Regards, Viv
Date: 7/25/2016 10:51:00 PM
Viv, this is clever, funny and has a brilliant ending!Thanks for the smiles. 7 ;)
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Date: 7/25/2016 11:18:00 PM
Thanks Connie, I suppose baldness is the Lord's way of compensating men for not having to go through the pain of childbirth, the menopause etc etc.... Viv x
Date: 7/25/2016 10:35:00 PM
G'day Viv ... just shave the lot off and save the worry and expense, besides, you might look great as an eggshell blonde. Thanks for the chortle Viv - Lindsay
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Date: 7/25/2016 11:20:00 PM
Thanks, Laurie. I assume you're still sporting that fine thatch as on your smashwords biography? Still got it in your sevenieth year? If you have it trimmed, can you send me the clippings with some glue? Thanks, Viv
Date: 7/25/2016 9:19:00 PM
Lol, your whole poem is very funny Viv! Especially growing your eyebrows part, lol!
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Date: 7/25/2016 11:21:00 PM
Thanks Cheryl, so glad you like it. Viv x
Date: 7/25/2016 7:36:00 PM
Ha ha ha - brill - can we now have the one about the camels bald spot - I'm sure you can manage it and give us all another good laugh . . . : )
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Date: 7/25/2016 11:22:00 PM
I would have to do some research at my local zoo, Indiana- and that could be messy. Viv x
Date: 7/25/2016 5:58:00 PM
This is too funny. I absolutely love your sense of humor. Thanks for the belly laugh!
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Date: 7/25/2016 6:03:00 PM
Thanks Daniel, sometimes my imagination worries me, though.... Regards, Viv
Date: 7/25/2016 5:21:00 PM
OH, Viv, you are HILARIOUS. I think I will fave this just as JAn did!!
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Date: 7/25/2016 5:24:00 PM
Thanks, Andrea, I suppose I'll just grow old disgracefully. Viv x
Date: 7/25/2016 5:12:00 PM
OMG Mr Viv this is hil-hairy-arse lol - into faves for those days when my smile fails lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 7/25/2016 5:15:00 PM
Glad you didn't get the hump, Jan. Viv x

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