God's Doorman

Ring Ring...Ring Ring what do you want who's there? Me... I need to talk to God like you really care come on mister I waited along time then take a number down there I did, mine ripped and look at that line you broke a rule how dare! well I just...if he could bless seeing him now is rare this whole thing is such a mess hold on while I stare oops... did I break a law? you'll have to wait and see Great!... is that another flaw? ask a preacher not me Ya... and use what book? finding the right teacher's key but if I'm wrong I just may cook the Plan of God must be which plan?... hurry up look! there's just this rod with me then here's that ticket that I took good luck trying to flee