Goddamn Cat

Goddamn Cat Fuzzy and fat You stalk the night And my feet Now fleshy shredded wheat Was it love you were after Goddamn Cat Orange and black You crap in a box Litter on my socks Do I hear kitty laughter Goddamn Cat My wife’s cuddly gem You piss the bed Sleep on my head Why am I on the sofa Goddamn Cat Evil’s feline friend You bite my hand Howl to no end I know you have no father Goddamn Cat You chinchilla rat You plot my death Steal my breath May I adjust your collar Goddamn Cat In my favorite hat Shedding on my clothes Only heaven really knows Who said happily ever after Goddamn Cat!