God Was Sleeping

God isn't sleeping God won't sleep But in the beginning God was sleeping! Suddenly He started dreaming - It was a nightmare! In His dream He started crying At one point of time It woke Him up And He heard His heartbeat Allah Allah ………. Then He started questioning Himself What is Allah? Who is Allah? And so on Thus He started knowing Himself! At one point of time God Thought It would be better If there were two Gods One male one female So God went for splitting Himself Into two pieces At that time God’s body was round and solid Then Its size became bigger and bigger Until it made the biggest explosion As a result of the explosion God’s body Except God’s body’s heart Broke into tiniest pieces That are called mind! Afterward They started to gather around God’s body’s heart Due to gravitational force Thus God made a mistake And hurt Himself physically But He learned His lessons Then God’s body turned Himself Into the Most Beautiful Thing That resembles a human being And created the universe With a little bit of His saliva! Now God is able to create Sexual organs of His body But He doesn’t do that Cause He is the only one of His species – He is One And Unique.