Gimme the Fat,Ma!!

I became a FART When mother fed me a lot Every inch of jelly line But PA insists:"You're looking fine!" Searching every so for a MUSKETEER or an OREO Every gym teacher will say TOO MUCH FAT AND THE BAD NEWS WILL SHOW Egg mcmuffin or a fry I need a WHOPPER or else i'll DIE Redenbacher's a CORN But POPS away the dirty **** Clara Peller took no BULL the WENDY'S under her control FULL However,time became a THIEF when it was time to give up her BEEF THE MONKEES sold us on KELLOGGS Michael J.wanted to share his can of PEPSI Jason Alexander on his share of the CHICKEN The TIN MAN running from his CHEF BOYARDEE As the hunger surges on through this plain And what is left behind A HEINES ketchup stain Our quest becomes a BULGE It is time to say goodnight But HELLO to a TWINKIE i'll indulge!