Gidget

There was an old virgin named Gidgett. Always thinking of sex made her fidget. Tho never deflowered; no need of cold showers. Satisfaction came via her digits!! I finally get the bawdy thing!.. :-)

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/13/2014 12:50:00 AM

sure hope there is another bawdy contest for you, lady!

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/13/2014 7:43:00 AM

Wow, sweet Andrea! Thanks for the confidence!.. I will get these forms and contests figured out one day.. Sort of like a ditch digger doing brain surgery! Lol....... Except that rhyme schema thing!! Whew!.. :-)

Robert Nehls

Date: 7/12/2014 8:29:00 AM

Wow! Arlene. I guess you did get the bawdy thing. Very clever, my friend. Enjoyed it..... Robert.

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/12/2014 8:34:00 AM

Thank you, Robert! Hugs my friend.. Arlene

Paul Callus

Date: 7/11/2014 11:59:00 AM

Witty & Bawdy!! You touched the correct buttons this time. Hopefully there will be a 3rd bawdy contest:) // paul

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/11/2014 5:11:00 PM

Lol! Thanks, Paul! I was just happy to understand the contest.. Hugs.. Arlene

Jack Clark

Date: 7/11/2014 7:14:00 AM

Laughed out loud when I read this one! You are sooooo clever! Jack C

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/11/2014 7:29:00 AM

Making you laugh made my day, my buddy!.. Have a great weekend!.. I will be picking, shelling and canning peas and thankful for them.. Hugs.. Arlene

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri

Date: 7/11/2014 3:54:00 AM

Woah bawdy limerick! Super fun he he. Poor old midget.. U mockd her swell rhyme way. And Thanx for yor coment.

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/11/2014 5:28:00 AM

Thanks for stopping by and commenting my friend. Happy I made you smile.. Hugs.. Arlene

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/10/2014 9:04:00 PM

hahaha. I think you GOT it GOOD. This was good and bawdy. You is so naughty!!!!

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/10/2014 9:22:00 PM

LOL!! A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do.... Thanks so much Andrea.. :-)

Robert Johnson

Date: 7/10/2014 8:01:00 PM

This would have scored high. You have a great sense of humor. Enjoyed. Peace. :)

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/10/2014 8:48:00 PM

lol! Thank you, Robert my friend! I do love to a good laugh.. Hugs.. Arlene

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 7/10/2014 1:33:00 PM

Oh yes Arlene a real one !

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/10/2014 1:53:00 PM

Thanks, Dr. Upma!.. Hugs.. Arlene

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 7/10/2014 1:32:00 PM

Now, that's as bawdy as it gets. I love it, love it. If this doesn't get high marks I will be shocked. You naughty girl...BG

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/10/2014 1:52:00 PM

Thanks, Barbara! Wish I had understood this for the contest. I was cracking up reading everyone's.. Hugs.. Arlene

Tim Smith

Date: 7/10/2014 12:49:00 PM

Yes now this is bawdy...lol

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/10/2014 1:51:00 PM

Thanks, Tim.. Hugs.. Arlene