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German Shepherd For Sale Really Cheap

German Shepherd For Sale Really Cheap By Elton Camp Her huge dog was Meg’s delight Though destructive & prone to bite In the shrubbery, he liked to dig And he stank worse than a pig The cur was a neighborhood blight Because he barked loudly all night A sack of dog food lasted only days He was trouble in so many ways He bit a neighbor in his own yard To defend the lawsuit would be hard The cops were knocking at her door Saying they wouldn’t take it any more Her husband finally got his fill “Our marriage that dog does chill.” “So choose which it’s going to be. You can lose either him or me!” Meg nailed a For Sale poster to a tree Hoping some dog lover might see “German shepherd for sale real cheap. Once you take him, you’ve got to keep.”

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Date: 10/12/2013 9:37:00 AM
Very funny and humourous write, Elton
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Date: 10/12/2013 4:17:00 PM
Professor Mehta, I am honored that a person of your status would take note of anything I've written. Thank you! Biology, not English or writing, is my academic field so I am writing merely as a hobby in old age. It's fun to find somebody on here who is older than I am! Elton

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