George Bush Has a Tiny Wiener

(This is a fictional poem) My cousin discovered something embarrassing about George Bush when they were in the men's room together. He lied when he told Bush that he'd keep it a secret forever. The President has a wiener that is incredibly small. He has to use a magnifying glass when he urinates because he can't see it at all. His wiener is so small that it makes a tootsie roll look like a broomstick. Bush is upset because all of America knows about his tiny ####. Now that his secret is out, his wife is getting a divorce. My two inch wiener used to embarrass me but compared to Bush, I'm hung like a horse.