Gender Bender

On getting up I looked in the mirror and to my amazement I saw I was a man what fun I thought lets have some fun I dressed in a man's suit and went to work Driving there in my new porsche I gave the pretty girls a wave I got lots of smiles and a few winks laughing I arrived at the office Getting a fair few back slaps as the guys drolled over my wheels some winks and nudges, suggestive remarks Hey Joe who's your lucky date tonight? With this machine the worlds your oyster listening to their bawdy jokes I hide a smile And relish the tall tales of their own conquests so this is what goes on in the men's room How they would cringe faces red if they knew that no man was I just a lass who awoke a man driving home my husband was cooking that night dressed up to the nines in my best black dress I had to laugh as he tottered on my stiletto heels boy did he made a nice woman wearing a long wig the food he made was no great shakes just uggy but the love making more than made up for it Next morning I approached the mirror and soon saw that I was back to normal Joe looked at me and grinned in delight He said I made a better man than him But we had better keep it quiet as his co-workers would not live it down I enjoyed my day as a man very much seeing life from the other side written 05/04/2014 contest Gender Blender