Geico's Gecko Vs That Other Guy

Wouldn't it be strange if all of a sudden that Allstate Insurance wizard, Got choked up and began speaking Aussie like unto that little lizard! Conversely, wouldn't it be mighty odd if the Geico Gecko should, Elect to speak in those sonorous tones be be understood! Folks would be perplexed determining if "You Are In Good Hands" assurance, Or "It's So Easy A Cave Man Can Do It 15 Minutes Could Save A Bundle" insurance! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved