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Long long ago in a land far away Was this slave girl named Gedophamee Worked as a prostitute to earn some dough Name was pronounced “Get-offa-me!” At an athletic festival in Roman times Male athletes performed in the buff Preventing arousal while they competed They imbibed and downed other stuff At the opening gala ceremonial parade One lady exclaimed “Oh! Limp Dicks!” Ever since that momentous occasion It has morphed into the “Olympics” © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 10/20/2013 8:47:00 AM
    That is holarious Jack, you are quite the funny guy. LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/20/2013 8:51:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Bad Jack, bad Jack... go to your room! LOL xoxox
  1. Date: 10/17/2013 10:02:00 AM
    Oh NO! Can't believe you wrote this... Decided not to read it to Dragon... This was definately the best groaner you've ever written... but a wee bit of a walk on the WILD side...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/17/2013 2:32:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Cathie sent to my room with no din-din... won't do tht again! xoxoxox
  1. Date: 10/16/2013 8:20:00 PM
    Hahaha. I'm still laughing as I'm typing this comment. You bugger you, Jack!! An entertaining write which I thoroughly enjoyed, my friend. Licia ;-)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/16/2013 8:23:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    We're both naughty... me for writing and you for laughing!!! LOL Love ya... xoxoxox
  1. Date: 10/16/2013 12:53:00 PM
    FOMC/ROTFL - Oh Jack you have surpassed all honourable mentions and earned a ten out of seven! LOL, I don't know what else to say - right up there with your best!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/16/2013 12:58:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    YIKES!!! That's my first 10 out of 7!!! Kinda figured this would be right down yer alley. Miss Wattle! A wee bit naughty eh... guess the censors haven't seen it yet!!! Big huggeroonies Yee Hay!!! xoxoxoxoxoxox