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Gazumped

Never mind lil momma, its coming into summer, and the sunspots are blazing hot, my mobile is blocking out my ex even thought i asked it not, 14 times dumped, subconscious gazumped, her messages i aint gitting, got? a higher power does deflower, me mobile phone cannot, a blocking out subconscious rout, and the battry dies a lot, phone don't work, answering machine jerk, just jabbers jinglish mocks phone still rings n dingalings , put me mobile into hock? thank you p.d. Don Johnson

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 3/11/2012 11:42:00 PM
Enjoyed this mobile mania/ballad Don; 'think its the first i've seen Mate"
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Date: 3/11/2012 12:45:00 PM
Don same here as well, bloody solar flares, I blame..Dave
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Date: 3/10/2012 8:54:00 PM
Love your witty way with words, Don. Love, Kim
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Date: 3/10/2012 5:30:00 PM
bex and fourex means??? enjoyed reading this poem dispite the sunspots on my skin from working in the yard..... my son said I hate flowers!! He had to help us plant to day.... poor fellow.
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Don Johnson
Date: 3/11/2012 5:14:00 AM
bex powder like vincents apc for headache here in the 1960s....fourex is bitter beer 5% alcohol....xxxx...i did lots gardening, dont do it since i was forced as a kid...
Date: 3/10/2012 5:22:00 PM
By a new one Don. Here is my number:00987 2233456 66554 888222 33300 333111 6666 37900 48609 2214 - oxox love Anne-Lise
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Don Johnson
Date: 3/11/2012 5:11:00 AM
but will i get connected...or be like alex graham bell waitin 4 a dialtone....directly:)

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