Gangly Longfellow Walled In Thoreau and Thru

Gangly Longfellow walled in Thoreau and thru... Well stocked with wordsworth lxiii numbered yesteryear born as predicted by bubba's zayda longtime seer while in utero premier ultrasound detected smudged embryonic fetus whoosh auditory proto language unclear surprisingly enough sounded analogous to murmuring... huh yepper sonneteer vaguely resembling, yes William Shakespeare though burbling, gurgling, requiring absolute zero noise to hear kickstarting, reverently warbling difficult, diligent, distinct yawping, nonetheless reckoned as dérailleur, viz swiftly tailored inchoate anatomical gear hurriedly and harriedly styled pièce de résistance yours truly born with silver dictionary in his mouth, I f***'* swear unusual biological phenomena drew pediatricians far and near, which (no surprise) determined English major as academic career matriculating upon immediately exiting birth canal whip smart derriere i.e. (ŧ§), spread like wildfire, where media hounds blitzkrieg stunned to stare not at me but bare naked lady in no mood...ready to tear away sophisticated audiovisual equipment understandably on verge going nuclear furious, (this told me later in life as here say), she quickly (albeit groggily) curtly demanded fair remuneration, and milked infant me as cash cow profiteer, her eyes aglitter signaling, shining, seeing... gold let whoever sneer earning money with initial gasp of air freeing parents to live within lap of luxury world wide web sightseer, yours truly received royal carpet treatment everywhere crisscrossing the globe accoutered with most expensive designer babywear obliviously prattling, jabbering, gabbling... invariably drawing throngs across entire northern hemisphere broadcast as podcast across atmosphere all across the universe hoodwinking convincing many of "FAKE" poetic story concoction courtesy adept fictioneer.