Gal Friday

Some quizative soul, Wanted to know about that phrase... Simple enough... Nothing to leave you a'daze... See, Friday in the office... Is the end of the week... So you gotta make sure... That your secret don't leak... Like her calling you at home... Creating quite a stir... Your wife now demanding... If there's something going on, with her... So on Friday you tend... To treat your girl Friday extra good.... Say the right words... Doing all that you could.... To keep her sated all weekend... You don't want her to become... Another Mother Hen... So if you're a wife, And Hubby dresses His best each Friday... Just take the big hint... And here's what to say.... "You dirty @^^q$$+(!g&... That seems quite succinct, And let him know for sure... You're in power,, The pens inked... He'd better show up on Monday... With candy, flowers, and a big raise... Or you'll bop him one good, And leave him adaze!!