Future Time Traveler Looks Back One Century Ago

Future time traveler looks back one century ago The following poem tweaked courtesy original author who crafted literary endeavor some couple years ago. Now circa August 20th, 2122, or 1930 military time, yours truly attempted drafting id est feeble rhyme far from madding crowd, nevertheless yet lovely bones and flesh quite spry, still considered prime moost procreative, prodigious, professorial and progressive stage coach, since he capitalized palsied belles-lettres (case ye didn't know) approximately eight score plus orbitz round Earth's sun still noontime chronologically - analogous to protracted lunchtime, whereat in summer re: an average offspring royal jetson or judicious daughter born twenty two years into twenty second century alive and well (still hashtagged as precocious) with drive to safely, sidestep, and surmount establishmentarian archaic, formulaic, and mosaic Judaic/Christian give wry master of words (me) take poetic license to jive reasonably rhyming nope heart tickle early bird misthrive moost definitely dirty deeds done dirt cheap (trick) super tramping space cowboy hobbing lobbying power-drive re: frequently innocent prelapsarian double entendre (Jean Jacques Rousseau) Noble Savage he doth strive even though hanky panky tinged entire his/her story, *****sapiens animal husbandry hastily did (oh Henry) wive. Bajillion years after proto humans experienced woe countless figurative early Brady bunched bro doggie dimples encountered necessity to escape cohabitation (marital covenant alien), yet quasi unbridled brouhaha ofttimes witnessed altercation begetting re: thorough out baby with bath water phenomena, which literal cruel fate heavily peppered past (mine, piper who got quite petered out) accounting lamely explaining Pink Floyd momentary status quo upended accompanied courtesy lapse of reason no definitive evidence to substantiate claim, yet I know without darkly shadowed doubt every friggin forebear hoe pining to savor manumission, versus cotton pickin back breaking stoop labor think indentured escrow harking back as webbed wide world turns to days of our lives mainly bonobo nasty, short and brute tush creatures millenniums ago unsung bipedal simian kindred beings suffering figurative ruffled horse feathers nsync with bird in hand dodo which latter species long extinct (as Dutch good eats) now non sequitur (sea quitter) mine homeboys/girls comprising Harris eventual clan of craven lionized "scapegoats" set genealogical precedent, and (fantastically grew like nose of Pinocchio, some real winners gentiles, who commingled and intermarried, and united proudly to kvetch as Jew eventually acquiring redeeming qualities conveniently best caricatured as features exhibited by Mister MaGoo invariably dear reader "fake" anecdote ye will poo poo as well how storied and fabled coronavirus (COVID-19) medical technicians reference quaint pandemic setting figurative global stage brethren and cistern microbes made webbed, wide world wish for said good ole days cuz, communique done being crafted about six hours marine hated, armies of Linkin Park - foo fighting beastie boys slayed 2122 yahoos, the darndest, hastiest, latest, paunchiest piloted microscopic bugaboo nearly slew entire population, hence envision terra firma with divine providence absolute zero people as edenic provenance metaphorically offering tabula rasa view.