Funny New Years Resolutions for 2024

I will be the Cricket World Cup Champion in 2024. Though I know nothing, even of a simple score... I'll do Sirsasana (yoga on the head pose). At my collapse, I will touch the ground with my nose... What if I wear my undergarments upside down? Yeah, my torn touser might make the moralists frown... My dealings with people may be like those of cats. I don't know yet; they'd be scared of me like house rats... Crying Competitions I will conduct with friends. Less sadness there will be, but, surely, more nonsense... 'Fight for fun' will occupy a part of each day. Friends will be free to fight with bray or bubble spray. All Fools Day will adorn each morning like fresh dew. though, as the day goes by, it will stay out of view. Fun and frolic will be components of the year. Each and every moment must be a bomb of cheer.