Funny Haiku's From Captain Mike

I don't know what to think about Haiku's. Haiku! it's kinda like a sneeze haiku kinda sounds like hah chooo so then ka-zunn-tite! She's giving me a back rub Haiku! I need to fart bad if I do she won't rub me jeeze I shat my self The Divine Plan of Nature Haiku! just for the butt hole turds are tapered on the ends so it don't slam shut The One and Only Law Needed for the World to get Along! Haiku! Everyone is free so long as they don't take that right from someone else by Capt Mike