Funeral On the Fly

Please be seated. Thank you. Thank you all for coming. We will now observe a moment of silence In memory of this Fly that has passed ..................................................................... NOW FOLKS! though he Layyys here before us It wasn't that loooong ago he sat on my glass BRETHEREN! you wouldn't know by the state that he's in BUT, he's in a Beeeetter Place!! PRAISE BE! With his Inards where they're Suppose to have been! Instead, I SAY Instead of his but smashed into his face! SISTERS! Sing with me now. Be INspired! He would WANT us to carry on! Can I get a Hallelujah from the choir!? EVERYONE join us in Song .(sing sing sing)............................................. Brothers and Sisters, you may Now pass by and pay your Respects. THEN, move ooooonnn down the hall to the bathroom and WAIT! Where he will be flushed PER MY request. REMEMBER BRETHEREN Please leave your Generous donations in the plate!