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Fuel For Thought

Gas prices on the rise again? 
Folks don't know what to do? 
I've found a tiny solution, 
It's fuel made of doggie doo!

Several pints of canola oil, 
Perhaps an egg or two; 
Stir in a quart of bourbon, 
Add ammonia and borax too!

A touch of secret ingredients, 
I can't share more with you; 
Now just a touch to set it off, 
It's good ol' doggie doo!

I've got me the biggest shovel, 
I'm attackin' every lawn; 
Draggin' behind a garbage can, 
I'm scoopin' 'til the break of dawn!

An outdoor lab in the yard, 
Plus granma's rusty kettle; 
Mix in all the components, 
While the dog doo tests my mettle!

A hard day's work equals fuel, 
Enough to last three weeks; 
My face is turnin' black and blue, 
On both sides of my cheeks!

With a funnel, I'm pourin' it in, 
I can't wait to turn the ignition; 
This car's on a brand new mission!

Cruisin' around the neighborhood, 
I'm giddy as a goofy lark; 
My wife prefers to take the bus, 
While I'm drivin' through the park!

A hundred miles per gallon, 
Zero to sixty in three; 
Don't tell nobody in politics, 
Especially those in D.C.!

Someday I'll be a billionaire, 
Go ahead, call me a fool; 
Who would believe a country bum, 
That plays with doggie doo?

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