Fuddy Duddy Me

When I was born I looked so funny So my parents decided to call me Fuddy Duddy. Fuddy Duddy was my name and I was proud! I looked so funny I stood out in the crowd. Then I noticed strolling about, Everyone was talking and laughing out loud. I looked at the people as they smiled back at me, I asked a man, "What is wrong with Me?" "You look like a Fuddy Duddy can't you see?" "I am a Fuddy Duddy!" I simply replied, The man walked off laughing, starting to cry. As I headed home, a store caught my eye Sitting on the shelf amazed and surprised, People rushing in wanting to buy. Laughing, giggling, and amused by this toy, Wanting to purchase this Fuddy Duddy joy. I'm the genuine Fuddy Duddy as you can see, I am a Fuddy Duddy and proud to be me!!