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Fruit of the Womb

A girl without a bra to wear Was told by Trump he did not care, "Just come as you are And I'll send my car! God knows I love a juicy pear!"

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Date: 10/21/2022 3:44:00 PM
Oh my goodness, too funny Rico..
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/22/2022 10:58:00 AM
Mahalo, Nancy! Aloha!
Date: 10/21/2022 1:52:00 AM
He is still after 'juicy peaches' ! Quite hilarious, Rico!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/21/2022 10:37:00 AM
Mahalo, Valsa! Aloha!
Date: 10/20/2022 8:12:00 PM
hahaha... just like a man.. Trump doesn't know what he is talking about. Many blessing my friend from all of Halloween.
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/21/2022 10:36:00 AM
He only knows what he is missing (maybe)! Aloha!
Date: 10/20/2022 6:32:00 PM
My goodness you are naughty! But funny. Your sense of humor is unrivaled our dear Rico. I am sure you deserve the title of Official Resident Poetry Soup Comedian. Your Limericks should be talk of the town. Gas stations should boldly display a new one each day so motorists would have something to talk about around the water cooler at work. BTW Loved, your limerick.
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/21/2022 10:36:00 AM
Mahalo, Wendy. Putting a smile on your face makes my day! Aloha!
Date: 10/20/2022 1:49:00 PM
another gem, rico! you have to win the "king of the titles" award as well!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/21/2022 10:35:00 AM
Mahalo, Ilene! Much appreciated! Aloha!
Date: 10/20/2022 11:17:00 AM
Joe’s in Atlanta for a speech So tantalizing, out of reach Eyes closed, nose flared He sniffs her hair And goes off script: “A Georgia peach!”
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I Am Anaya
Date: 10/20/2022 6:22:00 PM
tit for tat, ha! good one Jeff, I remember that! Rico Best with comeback! Love it! It's voting time!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/20/2022 11:26:00 AM
A Georgia peach can certainly put a smile on one's face! Ask Anaïs! Aloha!
Date: 10/20/2022 11:15:00 AM
Oh my goodness, does he ever...that old pervert!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/20/2022 11:25:00 AM
Getting Stormy down in Florida makes his day! Aloha!

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