Fruit Loops

You know we’re very poor, of that we have certainly, never denied. Then the ‘Obama-I-don’t-Care’ gave us another whammy, Yes, indeed! Oh My! Now, it’s Peanut butter we will have for supper, and even that we’ll spread thin. And the little birdies we gave a cup of bird seed, occasionally, when we dared… Well, this morning they got a handfull of Fruit Loops, and they were really stale! With the sugar they have in galore, now birdies are doing cartwheels at my door. All that crazy energy, they’re acting just like my kids. Hey! Is that my old phone? They’re texting wildly! Not watching where they go! Hey! There’s a tree! Oh No! Some are doing cartwheels… While others are staggering back and forth! But bird seeds not an option, under Obamas new plan, now! Don’t you know! We ate it all last week, on our free cheese, from the Food Pantry, Not! A! Joke! He was supposed to make it affordable, now he put food… WAY out the door! Hey! We WERE the poor ones! Now we’re worse, as he runs away! By Darn! OOOPPPS! Maybe Fruit Loops weren’t such a good idea, after all, I surmise! The Dirty Birdies, are walking upside down, in circles, saying they want more! If only they had hands! I’d get out my camera, but I hocked it, for the food store! We had good insurance before the ‘Obama-I-Don’t-Care’! But Now it’s gone… And our small paycheck was cut in half! So I stopped my cable!… Well, Darn! Hubby walks miles to work, in the snow, backwards, no shoes, uphill! It’s true! Excuse me! I have to go! For it’s off to the Food Pantry, with others I am bound! I’d impeach that silly idiot! But I’d rather, he had to eat, just like us, at our house! Hey! Maybe that explains his crazy actions… Take his Fruit Loops away, By Gosh! And when you’re done, make sure he uses the same ‘Obama-I-Don’t-Care’… As us! Then take away that raise from Congress… to fill the Food Pantries… Yea! I SAY! When you’re done! Remember to vote Them ALL OUT! For what they have done today! Then send them Dumpster Diving with me… Because they’ll need to learn the art! Darn! What Now? Oh Oh! Those little Dirty Birdies… Have learned how to fart!