From Behind the Bar

We see all the changes that alcohol brings From when the doors open ‘til closing time rings From pleasant to merry or bolshie and loud Then you stagger off out with the rest of the crowd Long after Time’s called and the last drinkers gone When the glasses and bottles and tills are all done Then we can go home or off to a club Though it’s often A.M when we leave from the pub We like good behaviour as you drink your beer But if you’re out of order, you are not welcome here We are earning a crust just to make our ends meet So please be polite and we’ll be just as sweet