Fried Turtles

Fried Turtles The little dog chews on the blue wire His sharp teeth need blunting So he picked this bomb wire to gnaw He likes biting and such like One of his main interests His master’s fingers and boots Car tires on parked cars And his Holy toys The gold cross from the church That’s totally f*cked Just like the blue wire he has Look it’s now severed And the bomb will explode Killing ten million Chinese Flattening central Shanghai Good job the dog and wire Are ten miles away He’ll still get a tan And ten million turtles Will be totally ing fried It was a Taiwanese bomb… from LIZARD SNAIL 124K Nick Armbrister and other writers OUT LATE 2021/EARLY 22