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Free Gas

The salesman offered free gas for a year,

   If Gus would buy a brand new Buccaneer!

      Gus exclaimed, "Is this for real?"

         Wifie said, "Forget the deal!

            You are full of gas already, my dear!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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  1. Date: 9/22/2013 8:41:00 AM
    Made me smile, great poem!

  1. Date: 9/14/2013 9:07:00 PM
    We rely on you Bob, to bring a smile to our lips and a chuckle to our hearts, thank you dear man, hope all is well with you and yours xxx

  1. Date: 9/14/2013 3:10:00 PM
    Funny stuff Robert and congrats! I think the powers that be should put all this wasted gas to good use...After all it is methane is it not? And what about all these gas-laden cows and sheep that contribute to the hole in the ozone? As a loyal citizen I would gladly contribute my share. After all, I do like beans...

  1. Date: 9/10/2013 3:53:00 PM
    VERY nicely done. Long time no see Robert. Congrats on this great win.

  1. Date: 9/9/2013 8:29:00 PM
    Dear Bob Hinshaw,, congratulations on your win ~SKAT~ :-)

  1. Date: 9/9/2013 6:30:00 PM
    A good winning poem Bob., have a nice day..Linda

  1. Date: 9/9/2013 5:26:00 PM
    Oh you! just to funny. Good job,as usual. congrats. BG

  1. Date: 9/9/2013 4:09:00 PM
    Ha! Ha! Ha! Truly a great limerick! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim

  1. Date: 9/9/2013 4:01:00 PM
    Congratulations on your win. Rick

  1. Date: 9/9/2013 3:49:00 PM
    Cute one...He must have eaten his share of beans..Congrats on your great win..Sara

  1. Date: 9/9/2013 12:17:00 PM
    - Bob ... CONGRATULATIONS NUMBER: 2 IN CONTEST!!!! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 9/3/2013 11:02:00 AM
    wow! LOL, the ending was very funny.. hahaha.. Good one Bob H., always~ Linda

  1. Date: 8/22/2013 11:07:00 AM
    - Hi Bob.... S-mail !!! :) // Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 8/22/2013 12:06:00 AM
    Hmmmm your funny side! I gave a chuckle Smiles my ole friend

  1. Date: 8/19/2013 8:25:00 PM
    Ha Ha...Factory of free gas!so funny write.i enjoyed it

  1. Date: 8/19/2013 4:52:00 PM
    ha! this one is very funny! i think you should enter it in the contest, for sure!

  1. Date: 8/19/2013 3:46:00 PM night is here in Norway...I will og to bed with smile on my lips :)) - Thank you Bob, and good night. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)