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The salesman offered free gas for a year, If Gus would buy a brand new Buccaneer! Gus exclaimed, "Is this for real?" Wifie said, "Forget the deal! You are full of gas already, my dear!" Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (c) All Rights Reserved

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 9/22/2013 8:41:00 AM
Made me smile, great poem!
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Date: 9/14/2013 3:10:00 PM
Funny stuff Robert and congrats! I think the powers that be should put all this wasted gas to good use...After all it is methane is it not? And what about all these gas-laden cows and sheep that contribute to the hole in the ozone? As a loyal citizen I would gladly contribute my share. After all, I do like beans...
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Date: 9/10/2013 3:53:00 PM
VERY nicely done. Long time no see Robert. Congrats on this great win.
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Date: 9/9/2013 8:29:00 PM
Dear Bob Hinshaw,, congratulations on your win ~SKAT~ :-)
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Date: 9/9/2013 6:30:00 PM
A good winning poem Bob., have a nice day..Linda
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Date: 9/9/2013 5:26:00 PM
Oh you! just to funny. Good job,as usual. congrats. BG
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Date: 9/9/2013 4:09:00 PM
Ha! Ha! Ha! Truly a great limerick! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
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Date: 9/9/2013 3:49:00 PM
Cute one...He must have eaten his share of beans..Congrats on your great win..Sara
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Date: 9/9/2013 12:17:00 PM
- Bob ... CONGRATULATIONS NUMBER: 2 IN CONTEST!!!! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 9/3/2013 11:02:00 AM
wow! LOL, the ending was very funny.. hahaha.. Good one Bob H., always~ Linda
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Date: 8/22/2013 11:07:00 AM
- Hi Bob.... S-mail !!! :) // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 8/22/2013 12:06:00 AM
Hmmmm your funny side! I gave a chuckle Smiles my ole friend
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Date: 8/19/2013 8:25:00 PM
Ha Ha...Factory of free gas!so funny write.i enjoyed it
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Date: 8/19/2013 4:52:00 PM
ha! this one is very funny! i think you should enter it in the contest, for sure!
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Date: 8/19/2013 3:46:00 PM
...lol....the night is here in Norway...I will og to bed with smile on my lips :)) - Thank you Bob, and good night. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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