Free Dog To Good Home: a Biting Satire

Dog Free to Good Home By Elton Camp I have a dog to give away One I picked up as a stray Only good homes need apply Who Brutus’ needs will supply Recommendations you must give And let me come see how you live Also, Brutus must be kept inside A fenced yard must be supplied Pet insurance you must take out Vet visits supplied without doubt Table scraps you mustn’t feed The finest food he does need Just to take him in is not okay An adoption is the only way Your fur child he has to be In order for you to satisfy me Also, his territory you must respect Otherwise, it’s an attack to expect If all of these things you will supply Then to adopt him you may apply