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Free Dog To Good Home: A Biting Satire

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Free Dog To Good Home: A Biting Satire

Dog Free to Good Home

By Elton Camp

I have a dog to give away
One I picked up as a stray

Only good homes need apply
Who Brutus’ needs will supply

Recommendations you must give
And let me come see how you live

Also, Brutus must be kept inside
A fenced yard must be supplied

Pet insurance you must take out
Vet visits supplied without doubt

Table scraps you mustn’t feed
The finest food he does need

Just to take him in is not okay
An adoption is the only way

Your fur child he has to be 
In order for you to satisfy me

Also, his territory you must respect
Otherwise, it’s an attack to expect

If all of these things you will supply
Then to adopt him you may apply

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  1. Date: 6/21/2013 1:34:00 PM
    Just like me....good dog daddy....