Freddy the Fly At Frankie Fly's Friday Fish Fry

Freddy, now back from Mexico, Loaded down with Mexican Fly, And wearing his Mexican Fly Sombrero And missing Nicole Fly so bad, All he could do is Fly Cry, Now Freddy's Fly friend, Frankie the Fly his name Invited Freddy Fly over For His Fabulous Frankie Friday Friendship's Fantastic, Flavoriful Friday Fish Fry So Freddy pulled himself together, As best as Freddy Fly could do, Buzzed on down to Frankie's, Intent on having fly-fun too... To his great fly-surprise, What did meet his 1000 part fly eyes Was none other than Nicole Fly, Once the apple of his fly-eye Freddy bit down on his lip, And almost did a weak knee fly-trip, But Freddy sucked it in, Actin' brave for his fly-kin But Nicole Fly was so beautiful, In her fancy fly-gown' And 3 pairs of fly shoes, For walking on the ground... Freddy played it cool, Had a Hot-Fly dog and more, A Fly-burger, Topped with trash-can a' la mode But Freddy Fly ingested, too many Russian Fly-Ties, And in 1000 different directions, Did he see with his fly-eyes He was so two fly-sheeted to the wind, He fell in the pool, Filled with homemade fly-gin From there the story gets away from us, As did Freddy's Fly sheeted fly-mind I suppose he hung out somewhat longer, With his Fly-Friends to fish fry All I know for fly-sure friends, Is that he did not fear to fly-die.