Fraught With Ibs Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome... The earliest recollection with lower gastrointestinal eruptions, viz psychosomatic induced distress occurred when yours truly quite a young lad, which specialist invited me to ingest barium sulfate, whereby the pinkish chalk like solution traced a path thru digestive tract visible while I stood behind a screen. Rear lee if ever attested subject suffices as an apt poetic title amidst bookish canon - while this writer (similar to other aspirants in their respective creative pursuits) aware arbitrary perusers may deem vile core body of voluntary selective readers mentally affix probationary trial before unequivocally gravitating toward my genre or signature swiftly tailored harried style, which unique modality of expression eventually accruing some degree of popularity affecting unseen frown or smile nonetheless, accepting, enjoying, and tolerating how I playfully rile aware that anonymous reader's patience can wear thin relegating mine worded persona on par with a reptile unknowingly breaking fragile bond, hence she/he might not reconcile without awareness a valuable kinship, dismiss me as puerile, thus forsaking tenuous link, one that may never bare tangible fruition, yet all along self scrutiny occurs to refine thy cerebral thought provoking profile also intimating months gone by bias arises toward my figurative handily prehensile expansive vocabulary, could (and/or does) rank as a pile of unpleasant gluteus maximus sphincter muscle missile imposing effort to tone down exuberant, flamboyant, and gallant mercantile flashing blindingly exasperatingly, and inflamingly nauseating vocabulary, not deliberately juvenile but this luxe lavish embellishment a labor of (lost) love with English Language (inherent since... in utero), thus...infantile asper taking shape without conscious deliberation, though imbecile appellation possibly affixed as lasting impression, perhaps even engendering hostile, whereat no effort to exhort unconditional acceptance of me guile will transpire, cuz this chap recognizes how tenuously fragile, the online choice to remain a steadfast virtual friendship quintessentially fissile oft times casting the notion how facile mine arrangement springs from one core textured intellectual domicile that houses persona of one docile amphibious descendent, whose forebear, yes twas a crocodile!