Fortunately

Fortunately, this family friendly function, finds me festive and not feisty in my fifties. Forgive me if I am not the first and you may have figured out, that the fact-finding letter "F" is my favorite letter of the alphabet. There are three thousand words that start with the letter "F" to which one hundred and ninety-one are four letter words. And like most of us, coming from a foul mouth family, I'm pretty sure we used every one of them. Now this is not football, you must be full of fiber and feces if you think I'm going to fumble. Now! When it comes to women. My fantastic fantasies and fascination of the fine figures of the female form. My favorite fun-loving fiancée who I met at a Fountain? was the final finish of a fetish. Where I use to find'em fix'em and forget'em.