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For Sale

I talked it over with Glen,
Me sole mate and imaginary friend
He said “Listen here me matey”
“It’s the best way for you in the end”

So as a close friend I took his advise, 
And to this day I wouldn’t think twice.
His so cool and calm and collected,
He has my best interest at heart, which is nice,

So if you go to me eBay page, 
You’ll see I’m up for sale.
An unwanted used lover,
A blind toothless moon bald male.

Me expiry date is only 10 years out,
With a left leg suffering from gout.
A sex crazed dribbling pervert, 
Who chases after every skirt.

A self confessed nymphomaniac,
A practicing megalomaniac.

It’s been a week since the ad
And one bid which I think is from Glen
He says 50 p is reasonable and all his willing to spend

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  1. Date: 11/21/2012 10:19:00 PM
    SIDNEY ,, Stopping by to greet you and every other soup poet, with a special thank you comment, during this wonderful Thanksgiving season. Hope you do not mind the time I am taking to express my sincere appreciation for any support you have offered during the years, or time you have been here on the soup. I am deeply thankful and extend to you my best wishes for a happy and healthy Poetic Magical Thanksgiving Day. *Always & Forever, the Poet Destroyer; -*

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 3:25:00 PM
    Hi Sid, you are in my thoughts; I hope some of this difficulty is being resolved. Are you ok, would fee better if I knew. Love, Lizzie

  1. Date: 12/25/2011 10:58:00 PM
    Sidney, hello... a nice write.., thank you for sharing.. May the magic of writing fill your days here on the soup. May all your dreams come true this holiday season. I hope you are enjoying the blessings that Christmas brings.. filling our hearts with hope and joy, just take care of yourself... once again enjoyed your poem,,always,..p.d.

  1. Date: 12/21/2011 8:13:00 PM
    haha, this was super cute, Sidney. Did you really mean shirt chaser instead of skirt? I liked the word play on sole mate!! Hope you are having a happy Christmas season!

  1. Date: 12/20/2011 2:01:00 PM
    well at least your friend bid for ya...says a lot for a good friend lol I just love your sense of humor. many blessing to the coming holiday. I wrote several christmas poems please take the time to let me know what you think.... XXOO~Lisa

  1. Date: 12/12/2011 4:27:00 PM
    You and your funny imaginary friend...I went to your eBay page and it looks like some one took u up on your daily Great flow...Happy holidays, Gwendolen

  1. Date: 12/10/2011 2:59:00 PM
    Nice 1 Sidney lol Declan ...

  1. Date: 12/10/2011 2:38:00 PM
    I think you are pulling my leg (when allowed) - post a picture and I'll be able to say for sure you are too hard on yourself. You also have a wild sense of humor that keeps me off base. Fun!

  1. Date: 12/8/2011 8:42:00 AM
    u have talked abt a sad state of a heart with fun and ease ...only an artsist can do and u have done this. As always Sidney, I must say u have done great...cheers and plz dont feel bad abt what has happend with u

  1. Date: 12/8/2011 7:01:00 AM
    LOL too cute...entertainingly sad though...

  1. Date: 12/8/2011 4:45:00 AM
    lol, I checked eBay, they said the page expired Sid!! :D sorry I just had too :) thanks for the laughter on my writes of late.. glad to see you back btw!!