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Footle Part 7

William in Drag Shakespeare Makes ***** An Alter Boy’s Job Handles Candles Fancy Nude Dancer Jangles Spangles English Only Creed Banish Spanish Origami Artist Paper Shaper Dynamite Whammo Ammo New Feminine Hygiene Product Clamp-On Tampon

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Harry Horsman

Date: 12/8/2012 10:13:00 AM

wow, this and these are so good...

Jack Horne

Date: 4/16/2011 8:29:00 AM

LOL Clamp on Tampon!!!

Kash Poet

Date: 2/24/2011 11:14:00 AM

Wow!wonderful Footles here!Loved the DYANAMITE one very much---kash

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 7/11/2010 10:30:00 AM

sorrry super mail I meant it's super because it long but that would have to be email ;) go check it out before I sleep ;) thanks for all your sweet comments btw ;)

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 7/11/2010 10:00:00 AM

sent you a super mail--sorry it's a bit long ;)

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 7/9/2010 3:26:00 PM

gosh ANdrea, how many footles have you got written already? I bet you can fill a book already--very witty and so fun to read-- I totally loved WIlliam in drag and haha that new feminine product somehow I'm scared to try it hahahha--- just a typo for "altar" though-- email you later ;) --nikko :) hope your weekend is still good though...

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 7/9/2010 1:30:00 PM

Andrea.. u need to have a contest about Footles .. these are so great.. how do u think of them all.. amazing girlfriend.. with luv..

Wilma Neels

Date: 7/9/2010 1:27:00 PM

Huh uh just reading that clamp part is painfull hehe :) enjoyed this Andrea, oh yeah, that classified piece was wrote in response to a friend of mine significant other who didn't understand our friendship :) you got mail, luv Wilma

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 7/9/2010 1:23:00 PM

Ouch, to the last one, Andrea! These are all very clever and some are quite witty as well! Love, Carolyn (And, argh, ye can writ a pirate tale too!)

Joseph Spence Sr

Date: 7/9/2010 12:16:00 PM

My goodness!!! I am floored, just getting back up to sit on my chair. I need my fan! Great job! Joseph

Timothy Brumley

Date: 7/9/2010 4:49:00 AM

I was fine until that last one there! I'm sorry but I have to ask, exactly what do they clamp to?!

Lynette Chachere

Date: 7/8/2010 7:46:00 PM

handles candles, geez, my imagination&mind can go so many place with that rhyme. sounds like an awesome footle you made up, Andrea. today i met an guy from italy, another from india, and the last from the philipines.it was a cool experience, they are all so handsome, and seem to be great friends.lol ~Always&Forever Lynette

David Byrne

Date: 7/8/2010 7:20:00 PM

funny and well structured!

Virginia Mitchell

Date: 7/8/2010 7:04:00 AM

LOL! @ "New Feminine Hygiene Product"......Seems like you're on a roll, writing Footle: )

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 7/8/2010 6:29:00 AM

Quite witty and enjoyable.

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/8/2010 3:34:00 AM

Outside of the box thinking in these Footles...Creativity your speciality...Thanks for stopping by and reading about my meadow...It is not a real meadow that exist now on earth...Will soup mail you in a few about it..Sara

Sean Kelly

Date: 7/8/2010 1:40:00 AM

Well done , Haiku Queen Supreme !!! . You are tops at these short witty pieces . Write onnnnnn ....