Food Fight

The boy said do you want a pizza me to the boy who had stolen his piece of pie pretty soon some bananas got bruised as they flew and dropped from the cafeteria sky, Lettuce and tomatos were being tossed as all the students fought like oil and vinegar a flying onion made someone cry while a tossed celery stalked another, Carrot top caught lemons and gave them all a squirt trying to make lemonade out of lemons the girl next to him went totally berserk when the juice dribbled down her face to her skirt, Slim Jim and Tim worked like two peas in a pod throwing carrot sticks at students as if they were lightening rods "orange you glad were friends" they said to each another while some students in front of them ran and took cover, The blue haired cafeteria lady's hair was now a shade of green thanks to the unbiased landing of some pistachio ice cream thinking to herself there must be better ways to make some dough but before I quit I'm letting loose some over ripe tomatoes! Meanwhile a student took a bunch of pictures of them all going bananas... to this day is food for thought in a courtroom food drama. 12-01-17