Folger's

Patricia, Patricia, how nice to hear from you, what I'm about to tell you, is embarrassingly true I bought a large can of coffee not so long ago, somehow I seem to have forgotten something I ought to know I was ready to open said can, where and when it sat, I looked around to see, something odd as that... how can I prepare this brew in my world of dizzy mental dew, for I don't own a coffee-maker and this tale I swear is true!!