Fluffy Drinks

I sit at the bar silently, but listen closely to many conversations around me. I hear the pilot in for the weekend story, the astronaut-in-training story, the millionaire story, the I'm really not married story. I drink down my beer and chuckle at the stories being thrown around like a pair of dirty socks. If only some of the stories would/could be true, I would gladly buy them all a shot and a beer. Unfortunately, my money still sits in my pocket. I raise my glass to fluff in bars everywhere! For "Fluff" contest sponsored by Carol Brown.