Florida Summer

Florida Summer This is the Florida visitor’s bureau Coming to you with sun and fun out of the clear We’ll show you a splendid time with fantastic ideas For the best vacations ever, in perfect warmer weather It’s not really hot as they say It’s more like Antarctica with plenty of parking No traffic, no crime, no mountains to climb Just come down to recline and unwind Have another beer and dream of reindeer You’ll be just fine We’ll wine and dine you for your last dime Hurricanes are no trouble either They are there to entertain you to death Spin you in a dance and bring you romance Frolic in the sun, show us your wallet Don’t worry or run Be happy! It's all just for fun Florida is #1 in the world for lightning Pretty lightning to brighten like fireworks at play We guarantee they won’t strike you too much Swimming and fishing are delightful We promise sharks won’t bite you They have no teeth, only give them sweets Throw them candy, pet them like dolphins You’ll be best of friends they’ll ever eat….I mean meet Stay here forever or until November, whatever comes first Every day is Summer fun, (The sun is free. No charge or fee.) If you have voting chads in question Dangling there without a care Bring them with you when come We’ll count them for you free of charge (Depending what Party you are)