Flexagility

Flexagility I can bend at the waist, put my head between knees See what’s in my back pocket and do that with ease I can cris-cross my legs and then walk on my hands I can stand on a ball and juggle six pans I can place a broom handle on the tip of my nose And keep it upright while I count all my toes I can spin on my head maybe six times or more While bouncing a basketball all over the floor I can run up a wall, do a back flip and then Run back up the wall and do it again I can put both my ankles in back of my head Then bounce from my chair all the way to my bed I can unhinge my jaw put my fist in my mouth I can stare towards the north with my feet walking south I can do all these things but the thing I can’t do Get a picture of me doing these things for you