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Flatulence Yes You Heard It

Flatulence has many endearing names Most commonly known as a fart A blow off, fluff, clanger, puff of love Just a few from a long list and chart Its an explosive common bodily function Erupting, blowing ,wafting throughout the world Yet no matter how many times we hear one We laugh like its the first one we have ever heard!!!

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 11/7/2023 4:46:00 PM

LOL dear Deb. You are one funny woman! LO :)

Deb M
Date: 11/7/2023 5:02:00 PM

Aww thanks sweet little owl!! Debx

Daniel Turner

Date: 10/30/2023 6:16:00 AM

Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it? LOL Gives new meaning to the words air hockey.

Deb M
Date: 11/3/2023 1:52:00 PM

Hallo….nice to see you my friend! Thankyou young man….Debx

Nancy Kaufman

Date: 10/28/2023 3:11:00 AM

LOL this is so true Deb and so embarrassing when your the giver.. I never heard of a clanger before, sounds like a very useful word.

Deb M
Date: 10/31/2023 5:27:00 PM

Gotta love a good ole clanger Nancy haha! Debx

Simon Hamill

Date: 10/27/2023 2:46:00 AM

Hi Deb, I was wondering what that funny smell was.thats why they make you laugh. Lol take care, Simon :-):-)

Deb M
Date: 10/28/2023 2:45:00 AM

Little kids at heart when wind is involved Simon!! Thankyou…Debx

John Lawless

Date: 10/26/2023 2:55:00 PM

Yes, PHARTS ARE PHUNNY .....

Deb M
Date: 10/28/2023 2:43:00 AM

From a grown man!! Hehe….Cheers John…Debx

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 10/25/2023 3:51:00 PM

Flatulence is embarrassing...perhaps that why we laugh when we 'erupt.' Who knows. I appreciate the humor. Have a good evening, Sara

Deb M
Date: 10/28/2023 2:50:00 AM

All kids at heart in the flatulence department perhaps haha! Thanks Sara…lDebx

Terry Flood

Date: 10/25/2023 2:42:00 PM

Ha ha… you’re so right, Deb. When I was very young, my school mates (not I, of course) used to flick through dictionaries looking for rude words… I kid you not… Fart was listed in one as, ‘A small explosion between the legs’. Personally, I like ‘bottom burp’ or ‘guff’… hmm… There once was a man called McDuff… ;-)

Deb M
Date: 10/28/2023 2:47:00 AM

I know Terry l looked it up also when younger with a couple of other swear words…kids eh!! Bottom burp and guff…. noiceeeeee!! Debx

Sara Etgen-Baker
Date: 10/25/2023 3:49:00 PM

a small explosion between the legs...that's hilarious!

Jan Allison

Date: 10/25/2023 2:38:00 PM

lol I can see you are having a blast writing farty poems Deb and joining the ranks as princess of poop lol:-) hugs Jan . our friend Mary calls hers fluffettes her late hubby did flumbos. am sure i did a poem about it lol

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 10/25/2023 1:53:00 PM

LOL…especially little boys…every time!

Deb M
Date: 10/28/2023 2:48:00 AM

And men hehe!! Thanks Kim! Debx

Mark Hughes

Date: 10/25/2023 1:51:00 PM

Especially us men! Why, I really don't know. One of my favorite names is , an "Air biscuit" Had a chuckle, Thanks Deb!

Deb M
Date: 10/28/2023 2:49:00 AM

Air biscuit now thats interesting Mark…..why biscuit?? Glad you had a chuckle! Debx