Flat

A scientist once said it's flat and I again agreed He said the Earth is very flat and lay upon his tweed A flatter man he was not A testimony pleased As all his back was laying flat and logic cleared the weeds So we could go into a future where people proved him wrong Until the day the next man said The Universe is long Now we all know that long is key for what they now call flat And as before and once for more they'll sell us all on that So ask yourselves what they should mean when all our thoughts our flat And even gas from all these men is flatulence at that