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Five Fabulous Funny Footles

New guy I lie Can't cook Need book Tried pie Oh my! Forsake My cake I slice Cut twice Grill steak? Mistake Short date Not great I failed He bailed New man A plan I shout Take out! Stay Out Of The Kitchen...for contest 6/9/15

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Paul Callus
Date: 6/14/2015 5:14:00 AM
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Very entertaining kitchen footles, Barbara! That's where most of the fun is to be found! Congrats on a fine win. // paul
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 6/11/2015 11:30:00 PM
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REally really enjoyed YOURS, dear!!! Big congrats.
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Casarah Nance
Date: 6/11/2015 4:40:00 PM
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LOL funny nice job
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Jan Allison
Date: 6/11/2015 3:10:00 PM
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very funny string of footles Barbara:-) Congratulations:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Tim Ryerson
Date: 6/11/2015 3:08:00 PM
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Couldn't take the heat, so you got out of the kitchen huh? This is the most clever and funny series I've read so far my friend and I'm not a BIT surprised that it is a... WINNER!! - Tim
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Skat A
Date: 6/11/2015 2:56:00 PM
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nice win
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Huberta Van Akkeren
Date: 6/10/2015 8:15:00 PM
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very funny...good story...good luck cheers H
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Skat A
Date: 6/10/2015 12:07:00 AM
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LOL, i like ---I failed He bailed <--- story of my life... JK
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 6/9/2015 6:09:00 PM
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this is one of the best story footles I have seen. Awesome, Barbara.
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Barbara Gorelick
Date: 6/9/2015 8:11:00 PM
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thanks, based on a true experience...sort of.. haha. Barbara
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Tim Smith
Date: 6/9/2015 5:18:00 PM
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haha...these are great
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Barbara Gorelick
Date: 6/9/2015 8:11:00 PM
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thanks Tim, actually I am a good cook..but I wasn't when I was younr.
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Robert Stoner Jr
Date: 6/9/2015 3:52:00 PM
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well written BG loved it, good luck in the contest :o)
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Christopher Randall
Date: 6/9/2015 3:29:00 PM
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Hahaha yes! This blew mine out of the water! Kudos! Thanks for the laugh
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Barbara Gorelick
Date: 6/9/2015 8:13:00 PM
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thanks Chris, I always get a kick out of footles.I will check yours out..

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