Fatter and Fatter

What the hey?? I'M TURNING GREY please be kind AND LOCK AWAY Dorito chips and Pringles too MY GUT REVEALS and so do you!! Jello gelatin for my waist ADVENT AGE to embrace Who can fight these times,today? UNFLATTERING HIPS prepare the way Getting to be an ugly guy OLD AGE wrinkles and THEN WE DIE! Trying hard to correct my bladder But instead.. KEEP GETTING FATTER AND FATTER!! No longer can I reach my toes It's what I fear MY ADVANCING WOES!! Cookies are a favorite treat Hot Dog Weenies just can't be beat This old man now ends his rap Beg your pardon WHILE I GO TAKE A CRAP!!